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My mum's picking me up at 5:00.
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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

00, my mum.Just at home, ironing

My mum's picking me up at 5:00." She'd walk up at about 7:00, my mum.
Just at home, ironing

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My mum's picking me up at 5:00."
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She'd walk up at about 7:00, my mum. Just at home, ironing.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:02
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
"Fucking leave him there, Dave. He does my bloody head in. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"Fucking leave him there, Dave. He does my bloody head ...
To be honest, he talks so much - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
To be honest, he talks so much
Just some bloke pulling up in a car, "Get in." "Thank you very much. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Just some bloke pulling up in a car, "Get in." &qu...
* In a car with a bad man * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:12
* In a car with a bad man *
Always talking myself out of a deal." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Always talking myself out of a deal."
I got that wrong. l've been filming them. l've been interviewing them. Interviewing. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I got that wrong. l've been filming them. l've bee...
Do you know 40% of the kids that we've spoken to, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Do you know 40% of the kids that we've spoken to,
I don't want... l'm not in. I didn't realize. I didn't realize. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I don't want... l'm not in. I didn't realize....
Turn off the cameras. I didn't realize." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Turn off the cameras. I didn't realize."
It's 'cause we learn through porn and kids are trying to emulate porn stars. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's 'cause we learn through porn and kids are try...
I saw a teenage boy the other day watching porn on the train. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I saw a teenage boy the other day watching porn on the train...
Who the fuck watches porn for the stories? Just... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Who the fuck watches porn for the stories? Just...
It's like Ross and Rachel, isn't it?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It's like Ross and Rachel, isn't it?"
When they lose their virginity they cum on the girl's face. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
When they lose their virginity they cum on the girl's f...
They think that's what they're meant to do. It isn't, you fucking mongrels! - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
They think that's what they're meant to do. It isn...
You better cherish her, not make her look like she's got the flu on a trampoline. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
You better cherish her, not make her look like she's go...
I didn't lose my virginity dressed as a German plumber. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I didn't lose my virginity dressed as a German plumber.
There's probably people at home watching, thinking, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
There's probably people at home watching, thinking,
Boy in the back, "l'd like to point out, Mum, I never spaffed on any girl's face. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Boy in the back, "l'd like to point out, Mum, I ne...
I didn't even know what spaffing was until he started going on about it." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
I didn't even know what spaffing was until he started g...