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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

No man has ever looked at a lady and gone, "Fucking look at the ribs on that!" 'Cause we...

No man has ever looked at a lady and gone, "Fucking look at the ribs on that!" 'Cause we look at you like you're women,
not percussion instruments

Full Transcript

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No man has ever looked at a lady and gone,
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"Fucking look at the ribs on that!"
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'Cause we look at you like you're women, not percussion instruments.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:46
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
We're not get, like, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We're not get, like, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!"
We're not gonna flip you over and go... Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
We're not gonna flip you over and go... Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ...
Some of you may do. I don't know how you conduct your business. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Some of you may do. I don't know how you conduct your b...
But when you're under pressure... And I think it's very hard, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
But when you're under pressure... And I think it's...
You do a job like a nurse or a doctor, something that matters, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
You do a job like a nurse or a doctor, something that matter...
We're all... looking for love. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We're all... looking for love.
In the last 20 years, men have become assholes in the way we woo you. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
In the last 20 years, men have become assholes in the way we...
It's awful. Do you remember mixtapes? Do you remember how cute we used to be? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
It's awful. Do you remember mixtapes? Do you remember h...
"Here are some songs. I heard these songs and I thought of you. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"Here are some songs. I heard these songs and I thought...
And we will have a special cuddle." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
And we will have a special cuddle."
If you go on Tinder, it's just, "There's a photo of my dick." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
If you go on Tinder, it's just, "There's a ph...
No wonder you're cutting yourselves. You're dodging dicks all day. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
No wonder you're cutting yourselves. You're dodgin...
I didn't just walk up, "Let's talk minges. You know my name." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:14
I didn't just walk up, "Let's talk minges. Yo...
If you want to shave your bits, do it for you. Don't do it for us. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
If you want to shave your bits, do it for you. Don't do...
'Cause no man has ever found himself in paradise going, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
'Cause no man has ever found himself in paradise going,
There's not even a rock feature." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
There's not even a rock feature."
You keep it hairy like a buffalo in a blizzard. Just... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
You keep it hairy like a buffalo in a blizzard. Just...
"Bring on the winter!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"Bring on the winter!"
'Cause sex is the best thing in the world. When you're truly lost in fuck. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
'Cause sex is the best thing in the world. When you...
But it doesn't look like porn, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
But it doesn't look like porn,