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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

"Pick a number. Pick a color.Now pick a number." "What origami nonsense is this, Sarah?"...

"Pick a number. Pick a color.
Now pick a number." "What origami nonsense is this, Sarah?" "Number!" "Three." "One, two, three

Full Transcript

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"Pick a number. Pick a color. Now pick a number."
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"What origami nonsense is this, Sarah?"
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"Number!" "Three." "One, two, three.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:45
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
Color!" "Red." "R-E-D. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Color!" "Red." "R-E-D.
You're a dick." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
You're a dick."
I fucking love erosion. I gotta set my sack free." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
I fucking love erosion. I gotta set my sack free."
And then the last thing you'd want - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
And then the last thing you'd want
"Some shitty pants here. It says ‘Russell Joseph Howard.' - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
"Some shitty pants here. It says ‘Russell Joseph Howard...
The rest of our family were listening in to everything we said. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
The rest of our family were listening in to everything we sa...
Every time I used to speak to a girl, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Every time I used to speak to a girl,
"What are you doing, Russell?" "l'm not doing anything." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:12
"What are you doing, Russell?" "l'm not ...
I had to get a lamp and go like that. "Whoa!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I had to get a lamp and go like that. "Whoa!"
I don't know whether this is the saddest thing - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
I don't know whether this is the saddest thing
"If you do spot a terrorist, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
"If you do spot a terrorist,
"Do not attempt to negotiate." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Do not attempt to negotiate."
Just some ISIS... "Just kneel before our ISIS flag." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Just some ISIS... "Just kneel before our ISIS flag.&quo...
Negotiate." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Negotiate."
What do you want?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
What do you want?"
Do you want a Mars bar?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Do you want a Mars bar?"
"Do you have a Kit Kat?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"Do you have a Kit Kat?"
Shut up. I didn't realize we were gonna be infiltrated. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Shut up. I didn't realize we were gonna be infiltrated.
All I got left is a Twix." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
All I got left is a Twix."
Before I give you this Kit Kat, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Before I give you this Kit Kat,