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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

Pull up a pew, doll." We don't know what the queen's like.Let's be honest

Pull up a pew, doll." We don't know what the queen's like.
Let's be honest

Full Transcript

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Pull up a pew, doll."
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We don't know what the queen's like. Let's be honest.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:36
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
This is Prince Philip, my husband." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
This is Prince Philip, my husband."
"Okay." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"Okay."
"Come in, Donald. Probably wondering why you're here." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"Come in, Donald. Probably wondering why you're he...
I wonder why, when I play golf in Scotland, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
I wonder why, when I play golf in Scotland,
I don't get this." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
I don't get this."
Oh, fuck. It slipped. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Oh, fuck. It slipped.
Oh, l'm so old and weary. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Oh, l'm so old and weary.
Because nobody grabs my pussy is why, Sonny Jim. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Because nobody grabs my pussy is why, Sonny Jim.
Film me, Philip. Film me." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Film me, Philip. Film me."
Imagine seeing that on the news. "We go live to Buckingham Palace." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
Imagine seeing that on the news. "We go live to Bucking...
Fucking let 'em go. You're not helping anyone. You're thick as pig shit. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Fucking let 'em go. You're not helping anyone. You...
"Mind the gap." If you need help with that, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Mind the gap." If you need help with that,
Just means there'll be one fewer person on Love Island. That's all that means. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Just means there'll be one fewer person on Love Island....
There was a sachet inside the trainers that honestly said, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
There was a sachet inside the trainers that honestly said,
Are there really people who go... "Trainer pudding! - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Are there really people who go... "Trainer pudding!
It's naughty bubbles, isn't it? It's naughty bubbles." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:19
It's naughty bubbles, isn't it? It's naughty ...
"Dear Tesco, not being funny, but I was going like that, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"Dear Tesco, not being funny, but I was going like that...
Some people can't eat bananas. "Where's it going? Where's it going?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Some people can't eat bananas. "Where's it go...
Like, my little cousin... This killed me the other day. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Like, my little cousin... This killed me the other day.
He was given a note from his school of what to do - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
He was given a note from his school of what to do