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Putting the strap-on on and just knocking beans on the table
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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

Putting the strap-on onand just knocking beans on the table

Putting the strap-on on
and just knocking beans on the table

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Putting the strap-on on and just knocking beans on the table.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:57
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
* Everybody hurts * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:23
* Everybody hurts *
She's like, "Is that what you want to do? Do you want me to bum you in the attic?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
She's like, "Is that what you want to do? Do you w...
Do you know what I did with it? I put it underneath my mum's sofa. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Do you know what I did with it? I put it underneath my mum&#...
I can't wait for bad news. Mum's like, "Oh, my God. An earthquake. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I can't wait for bad news. Mum's like, "Oh, m...
This draft excluder's got balls, Dave." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
This draft excluder's got balls, Dave."
"Gay marriage is not natural." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
"Gay marriage is not natural."
You don't see it in the animal kingdom. l've never seen a duck dressed as a vicar. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
You don't see it in the animal kingdom. l've never...
She's out and about in her bachelorette party. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
She's out and about in her bachelorette party.
She's getting muffled in a dance as old as time." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
She's getting muffled in a dance as old as time."
What I don't understand, more than anything, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
What I don't understand, more than anything,
We have awful things happen, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
We have awful things happen,
And her family were like, "Are you having a good time, Mum?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
And her family were like, "Are you having a good time, ...
I was on a plane recently. I heard a voice in the sky go, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
I was on a plane recently. I heard a voice in the sky go,
I was like, "You shouldn't have given me such a sweet one, then." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
I was like, "You shouldn't have given me such a sw...
There was a mum telling her son off. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
There was a mum telling her son off.
Grabbing himself. She's like, "Will you stop touching your willy?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Grabbing himself. She's like, "Will you stop touch...
I love it." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
I love it."
"Mother, if you had one of these you wouldn't leave the damn thing alone." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
"Mother, if you had one of these you wouldn't leav...
I was in Edinburgh the other day. I was walking along. This bloke leapt out. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I was in Edinburgh the other day. I was walking along. This ...
I was walking along and there was a bloke that leapt out from a hedge. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I was walking along and there was a bloke that leapt out fro...