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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

"Spaff on your face.That's where that goes." It's fucking horrible

"Spaff on your face.
That's where that goes." It's fucking horrible

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"Spaff on your face. That's where that goes."
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It's fucking horrible.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:07
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
When you lose your virginity, it should be awful for both of you, not just for her. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
When you lose your virginity, it should be awful for both of...
We should throw petals at their feet. The things they'll do for us... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
We should throw petals at their feet. The things they'l...
"Another one for me." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Another one for me."
If you're in a long-term relationship, that's how you know how old you are. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
If you're in a long-term relationship, that's how ...
It's a wonderful thing. The very fact that you let us put our dirty dicks - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It's a wonderful thing. The very fact that you let us p...
Five points to Gryffindor, you heaven-sent angels. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Five points to Gryffindor, you heaven-sent angels.
I can't believe you're doing this, you angel sent from above." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
I can't believe you're doing this, you angel sent ...
Do you know why we're like that? 'Cause you've got our brain in your mouth. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Do you know why we're like that? 'Cause you'v...
There's been times on this tour when my penis has looked like an '80s joystick. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
There's been times on this tour when my penis has looke...
It's meant to make you feel like you're making love to the lady. It doesn't. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's meant to make you feel like you're making lov...
It makes you feel like you're on the shoulder of some bloke you don't know - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It makes you feel like you're on the shoulder of some b...
I say we get rid of porn for a year. Let's see if we can recalibrate. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I say we get rid of porn for a year. Let's see if we ca...
L've got an idea. This is my great idea. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
L've got an idea. This is my great idea.
To be honest, what l'm about to say is probably going to get a similar reaction. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
To be honest, what l'm about to say is probably going t...
We get kids to watch their parents make love. That is my idea. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We get kids to watch their parents make love. That is my ide...
If l'm watching my mum and dad go at it, it's gonna be sweet. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
If l'm watching my mum and dad go at it, it's gonn...
You'll notice my bush is positively Wookiee-like. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
You'll notice my bush is positively Wookiee-like.
Having a smashing evening, aren't we, David?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Having a smashing evening, aren't we, David?"
To be honest with you, it's fairly weird - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
To be honest with you, it's fairly weird
Luckily he's got a lazy eye and he can't focus." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Luckily he's got a lazy eye and he can't focus.&qu...