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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

* Thank you, Jesus * * For bringing Russell * What the fuck would you do?

* Thank you, Jesus * * For bringing Russell * What the fuck would you do?

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* For bringing Russell *
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What the fuck would you do?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:40
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
But if I don't, l'm gonna shit blood." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
But if I don't, l'm gonna shit blood."
* Thank you, Jesus, for bringing Russell Thank you * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
* Thank you, Jesus, for bringing Russell Thank you *
'Cause the little girl looked at me and went, "Sing!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
'Cause the little girl looked at me and went, "Sin...
I either look like an idiot in front of England or I break her heart. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I either look like an idiot in front of England or I break h...
* Thank you, Jesus * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
* Thank you, Jesus *
Russell's on the telly! He thinks he's fucking Jesus!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:14
Russell's on the telly! He thinks he's fucking Jes...
Why don't you sing a children's song?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:15
Why don't you sing a children's song?"
* Thank you, Jesus, for bringing Russell * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:23
* Thank you, Jesus, for bringing Russell *
"I don't know what an E-I-E-I-O is." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"I don't know what an E-I-E-I-O is."
L'm just trying to save Africa." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
L'm just trying to save Africa."
Nobody wanted to be the person that went, "Aaah!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Nobody wanted to be the person that went, "Aaah!"
In the middle of something as sad as my granddad's funeral, we found laughter. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
In the middle of something as sad as my granddad's fune...
"Has anyone got anything I can suck?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"Has anyone got anything I can suck?"
We lost our collec... Just a room full of people... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We lost our collec... Just a room full of people...
I could see my little brother fighting the urge not to go, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
I could see my little brother fighting the urge not to go,
The news in this country is just, "Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
The news in this country is just, "Shit. Shit. Shit. Sh...
Donald Trump said the other day he's not gonna visit Britain - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Donald Trump said the other day he's not gonna visit Br...
"You wanker!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
"You wanker!"
They've had to put extra security staff on at that golf course - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
They've had to put extra security staff on at that golf...
It's the most Scottish reaction. "I don't like that bastard one bit. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's the most Scottish reaction. "I don't lik...