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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

That's what you do."You all right? What's wrong?" "If you don't know what's wrong, then...

That's what you do.
"You all right? What's wrong?" "If you don't know what's wrong, then l'm
not going to explain to you what's wrong

Full Transcript

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That's what you do. "You all right? What's wrong?"
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"If you don't know what's wrong, then l'm not going to explain to you what's wrong.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:46
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
Yes, I could fix this by talking rationally like I always do, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:16
Yes, I could fix this by talking rationally like I always do...
My girlfriend, she's brilliant. She works all the hours God sends. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
My girlfriend, she's brilliant. She works all the hours...
She works for the NHS. It's an amazing institution. And... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
She works for the NHS. It's an amazing institution. And...
She has to live with me. It's a difficult life. Right? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
She has to live with me. It's a difficult life. Right?
"What the fuck have you been doing in the attic?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"What the fuck have you been doing in the attic?"
This is a very easy quiz." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
This is a very easy quiz."
Are you sure?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Are you sure?"
It's not my suitcase. It belonged to the person we bought it off. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's not my suitcase. It belonged to the person we boug...
I don't know what the fuck she thought I was doing. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I don't know what the fuck she thought I was doing.
Four tins of Heinz tomato baked beans. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Four tins of Heinz tomato baked beans.
A very large, black - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
A very large, black
If you're English, you think thank Christ you've never been on Cash in the Attic. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
If you're English, you think thank Christ you've n...
"Is it a family heirloom?" "Fucking hope not, mate. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
"Is it a family heirloom?" "Fucking hope not,...
That would explain why your eyes are crossed." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
That would explain why your eyes are crossed."
Like, "Bye. See you at the hospital looking after the people." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Like, "Bye. See you at the hospital looking after the p...
Putting the strap-on on and just knocking beans on the table. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Putting the strap-on on and just knocking beans on the table...
* Everybody hurts * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:23
* Everybody hurts *
She's like, "Is that what you want to do? Do you want me to bum you in the attic?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
She's like, "Is that what you want to do? Do you w...
Do you know what I did with it? I put it underneath my mum's sofa. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Do you know what I did with it? I put it underneath my mum&#...
I can't wait for bad news. Mum's like, "Oh, my God. An earthquake. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I can't wait for bad news. Mum's like, "Oh, m...