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There was a sachet inside the trainers that honestly said
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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

There was a sachet inside the trainersthat honestly said, "Silica gel. Do not eat." Who...

There was a sachet inside the trainers
that honestly said, "Silica gel. Do not eat." Who the fuck eats it?

Full Transcript

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There was a sachet inside the trainers that honestly said,
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"Silica gel. Do not eat."
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Who the fuck eats it?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:20
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
Are there really people who go... "Trainer pudding! - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Are there really people who go... "Trainer pudding!
It's naughty bubbles, isn't it? It's naughty bubbles." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:19
It's naughty bubbles, isn't it? It's naughty ...
"Dear Tesco, not being funny, but I was going like that, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"Dear Tesco, not being funny, but I was going like that...
Some people can't eat bananas. "Where's it going? Where's it going?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Some people can't eat bananas. "Where's it go...
Like, my little cousin... This killed me the other day. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Like, my little cousin... This killed me the other day.
He was given a note from his school of what to do - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
He was given a note from his school of what to do
You can't even go to the fucking zoo now without being terrified. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
You can't even go to the fucking zoo now without being ...
It said on this note, "Run or hide." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It said on this note, "Run or hide."
What did they think he was going to do? "Shit. It's ISIS." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
What did they think he was going to do? "Shit. It'...
* Kumbaya * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
* Kumbaya *
Chinese burns. Wedgies. Leaning back on your chair at school. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Chinese burns. Wedgies. Leaning back on your chair at school...
Do you remember those weird rumors? "Don't lean back on your chair, Russ. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Do you remember those weird rumors? "Don't lean ba...
There was a boy that did it once and now he's ‘spastamicated.'" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
There was a boy that did it once and now he's ‘spastami...
"Pick a number. Pick a color. Now pick a number." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
"Pick a number. Pick a color. Now pick a number."
Color!" "Red." "R-E-D. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Color!" "Red." "R-E-D.
You're a dick." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
You're a dick."
I fucking love erosion. I gotta set my sack free." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
I fucking love erosion. I gotta set my sack free."
And then the last thing you'd want - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
And then the last thing you'd want
"Some shitty pants here. It says ‘Russell Joseph Howard.' - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
"Some shitty pants here. It says ‘Russell Joseph Howard...
The rest of our family were listening in to everything we said. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
The rest of our family were listening in to everything we sa...