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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

They've had to put extra security staff onat that golf course 'cause Scottish men keep...

They've had to put extra security staff on
at that golf course 'cause Scottish men keep breaking in
and shitting in the holes

Full Transcript

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They've had to put extra security staff on at that golf course
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'cause Scottish men keep breaking in and shitting in the holes.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:46
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
It's the most Scottish reaction. "I don't like that bastard one bit. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's the most Scottish reaction. "I don't lik...
Yet lots of people at the minute, "We can't let Trump come to England. We can't. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Yet lots of people at the minute, "We can't let Tr...
That's how we get rid of that bully. That's how we get rid of that bigot. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
That's how we get rid of that bully. That's how we...
Probably weary from the battle and shit. Come in. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Probably weary from the battle and shit. Come in.
Pull up a pew, doll." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Pull up a pew, doll."
This is Prince Philip, my husband." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
This is Prince Philip, my husband."
"Okay." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"Okay."
"Come in, Donald. Probably wondering why you're here." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"Come in, Donald. Probably wondering why you're he...
I wonder why, when I play golf in Scotland, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
I wonder why, when I play golf in Scotland,
I don't get this." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
I don't get this."
Oh, fuck. It slipped. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Oh, fuck. It slipped.
Oh, l'm so old and weary. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Oh, l'm so old and weary.
Because nobody grabs my pussy is why, Sonny Jim. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Because nobody grabs my pussy is why, Sonny Jim.
Film me, Philip. Film me." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Film me, Philip. Film me."
Imagine seeing that on the news. "We go live to Buckingham Palace." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
Imagine seeing that on the news. "We go live to Bucking...
Fucking let 'em go. You're not helping anyone. You're thick as pig shit. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Fucking let 'em go. You're not helping anyone. You...
"Mind the gap." If you need help with that, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Mind the gap." If you need help with that,
Just means there'll be one fewer person on Love Island. That's all that means. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Just means there'll be one fewer person on Love Island....
There was a sachet inside the trainers that honestly said, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
There was a sachet inside the trainers that honestly said,
Are there really people who go... "Trainer pudding! - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Are there really people who go... "Trainer pudding!