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This draft excluder's got balls, Dave.
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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

This draft excluder's got balls, Dave."

This draft excluder's got balls, Dave."

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This draft excluder's got balls, Dave."
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:57
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
"Gay marriage is not natural." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
"Gay marriage is not natural."
You don't see it in the animal kingdom. l've never seen a duck dressed as a vicar. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
You don't see it in the animal kingdom. l've never...
She's out and about in her bachelorette party. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
She's out and about in her bachelorette party.
She's getting muffled in a dance as old as time." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
She's getting muffled in a dance as old as time."
What I don't understand, more than anything, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
What I don't understand, more than anything,
We have awful things happen, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
We have awful things happen,
And her family were like, "Are you having a good time, Mum?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
And her family were like, "Are you having a good time, ...
I was on a plane recently. I heard a voice in the sky go, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
I was on a plane recently. I heard a voice in the sky go,
I was like, "You shouldn't have given me such a sweet one, then." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
I was like, "You shouldn't have given me such a sw...
There was a mum telling her son off. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
There was a mum telling her son off.
Grabbing himself. She's like, "Will you stop touching your willy?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Grabbing himself. She's like, "Will you stop touch...
I love it." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
I love it."
"Mother, if you had one of these you wouldn't leave the damn thing alone." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
"Mother, if you had one of these you wouldn't leav...
I was in Edinburgh the other day. I was walking along. This bloke leapt out. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I was in Edinburgh the other day. I was walking along. This ...
I was walking along and there was a bloke that leapt out from a hedge. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I was walking along and there was a bloke that leapt out fro...
And he went, "Whoop." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
And he went, "Whoop."
I mean, you were in a hedge a minute ago." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
I mean, you were in a hedge a minute ago."
My son is a huge fan of yours. He's in a car just down there. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
My son is a huge fan of yours. He's in a car just down ...
You can, please, go up to that car, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
You can, please, go up to that car,
Which car is it? l'm gonna melt his braces." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Which car is it? l'm gonna melt his braces."