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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

This is my bit.This is my bit. This is my bit." Fuck off. We don't have timefor this...

This is my bit.
This is my bit. This is my bit." Fuck off. We don't have time
for this nonsense, you know?

Full Transcript

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This is my bit. This is my bit. This is my bit."
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Fuck off. We don't have time for this nonsense, you know?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:29
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
That's why there's thunderstorms." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
That's why there's thunderstorms."
‘Steady on, Socrates. l'm gonna lose my page.'" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
‘Steady on, Socrates. l'm gonna lose my page.'&quo...
Well, God upsets me. He's a fucking weirdo. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Well, God upsets me. He's a fucking weirdo.
He could have selected any noise for the fox to make when it makes love. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
He could have selected any noise for the fox to make when it...
"Well, I think we've absolutely nailed that." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
"Well, I think we've absolutely nailed that."
He made penguins. He gave them wings, but they can't fly. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
He made penguins. He gave them wings, but they can't fl...
Like, do you remember what Lord Tebbit, the Tory peer, said in the House of Lords? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Like, do you remember what Lord Tebbit, the Tory peer, said ...
He just went, "Gay marriage could lead - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
He just went, "Gay marriage could lead
That's it, Linda. Does it taste like stamps?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
That's it, Linda. Does it taste like stamps?"
And the point l'm making, if you can deal with your... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
And the point l'm making, if you can deal with your...
Point l'm making... The idea that some Tory peer is telling us, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:15
Point l'm making... The idea that some Tory peer is tel...
There's lots of things that are ridiculous in the world. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
There's lots of things that are ridiculous in the world...
The fact that nurses in this country are using food banks. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
The fact that nurses in this country are using food banks.
The fact that children in this country go to school malnourished. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
The fact that children in this country go to school malnouri...
The spelling of the word Chihuahua. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
The spelling of the word Chihuahua.
"Chihuahua." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
"Chihuahua."
* Oh, magic man in the clouds * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:15
* Oh, magic man in the clouds *
We need a new anthem that can bring everyone together. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
We need a new anthem that can bring everyone together.
* God save our NHS * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:34
* God save our NHS *
* E-I-E-I-E-I * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:14
* E-I-E-I-E-I *