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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

To keep us all thick so the government can pass the laws

To keep us all thick so the government can pass the laws

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To keep us all thick
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so the government can pass the laws.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:07
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
"There's the cakey program. There's the dancy program. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"There's the cakey program. There's the dancy...
We'll just get on with this, okay?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
We'll just get on with this, okay?"
I was talking to my dad about death. He said something that's disgusting. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I was talking to my dad about death. He said something that&...
But it's the funniest, most profound thing anyone's ever said to me. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
But it's the funniest, most profound thing anyone'...
Granddad's dead. Nan's dead. Uncle Tim's gone. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Granddad's dead. Nan's dead. Uncle Tim's gone...
What's the point?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
What's the point?"
What you gotta do, go along, grab as many of them as possible, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
What you gotta do, go along, grab as many of them as possibl...
"You made it. You're here. That is incredible. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"You made it. You're here. That is incredible.
Do you know how lucky you are to be alive? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Do you know how lucky you are to be alive?
You could have died - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
You could have died
Literally thousands of your dead brothers and sisters... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Literally thousands of your dead brothers and sisters...
I'll often open up the sock drawer - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
I'll often open up the sock drawer
It's very easy. You're here, then you're gone. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's very easy. You're here, then you're gone...
Do your best, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Do your best,
In this moment, right now, we are alive. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
In this moment, right now, we are alive.
Every one of us could have died on our dad's bellies. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Every one of us could have died on our dad's bellies.
Some of your dads may be at home now killing siblings. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Some of your dads may be at home now killing siblings.
We should be recalibrated. Reinvigorated. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
We should be recalibrated. Reinvigorated.
We have the capacity to make it better, and we're failing. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We have the capacity to make it better, and we're faili...
Division and bullshit and bigots. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Division and bullshit and bigots.