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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

Turn off the cameras. I didn't realize." Filming it, man

Turn off the cameras. I didn't realize." Filming it, man

Full Transcript

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Turn off the cameras. I didn't realize."
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Filming it, man.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:09
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
It's 'cause we learn through porn and kids are trying to emulate porn stars. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's 'cause we learn through porn and kids are try...
I saw a teenage boy the other day watching porn on the train. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I saw a teenage boy the other day watching porn on the train...
Who the fuck watches porn for the stories? Just... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Who the fuck watches porn for the stories? Just...
It's like Ross and Rachel, isn't it?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It's like Ross and Rachel, isn't it?"
When they lose their virginity they cum on the girl's face. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
When they lose their virginity they cum on the girl's f...
They think that's what they're meant to do. It isn't, you fucking mongrels! - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
They think that's what they're meant to do. It isn...
You better cherish her, not make her look like she's got the flu on a trampoline. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
You better cherish her, not make her look like she's go...
I didn't lose my virginity dressed as a German plumber. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I didn't lose my virginity dressed as a German plumber.
There's probably people at home watching, thinking, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
There's probably people at home watching, thinking,
Boy in the back, "l'd like to point out, Mum, I never spaffed on any girl's face. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Boy in the back, "l'd like to point out, Mum, I ne...
I didn't even know what spaffing was until he started going on about it." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
I didn't even know what spaffing was until he started g...
I found out last year - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
I found out last year
L'm Russell Howard. I can bring peace to the galaxy." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
L'm Russell Howard. I can bring peace to the galaxy.&qu...
And now, every time I see a 16-year-old girl who looks upset, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
And now, every time I see a 16-year-old girl who looks upset...
Crawl into her brain, and kiss away the problems. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Crawl into her brain, and kiss away the problems.
And why is it? Why are our young women slashing and attacking themselves? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
And why is it? Why are our young women slashing and attackin...
I think it's 'cause of the pressure. This insane world that we live in now. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I think it's 'cause of the pressure. This insane w...
Where supermodels lean back and they brag about their ribs. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Where supermodels lean back and they brag about their ribs.
No man has ever looked at a lady and gone, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
No man has ever looked at a lady and gone,
We're not get, like, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We're not get, like, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!"