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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

We're all... looking for love

We're all... looking for love

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We're all... looking for love.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:47
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
In the last 20 years, men have become assholes in the way we woo you. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
In the last 20 years, men have become assholes in the way we...
It's awful. Do you remember mixtapes? Do you remember how cute we used to be? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
It's awful. Do you remember mixtapes? Do you remember h...
"Here are some songs. I heard these songs and I thought of you. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"Here are some songs. I heard these songs and I thought...
And we will have a special cuddle." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
And we will have a special cuddle."
If you go on Tinder, it's just, "There's a photo of my dick." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
If you go on Tinder, it's just, "There's a ph...
No wonder you're cutting yourselves. You're dodging dicks all day. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
No wonder you're cutting yourselves. You're dodgin...
I didn't just walk up, "Let's talk minges. You know my name." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:14
I didn't just walk up, "Let's talk minges. Yo...
If you want to shave your bits, do it for you. Don't do it for us. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
If you want to shave your bits, do it for you. Don't do...
'Cause no man has ever found himself in paradise going, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
'Cause no man has ever found himself in paradise going,
There's not even a rock feature." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
There's not even a rock feature."
You keep it hairy like a buffalo in a blizzard. Just... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
You keep it hairy like a buffalo in a blizzard. Just...
"Bring on the winter!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"Bring on the winter!"
'Cause sex is the best thing in the world. When you're truly lost in fuck. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
'Cause sex is the best thing in the world. When you...
But it doesn't look like porn, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
But it doesn't look like porn,
It's horrific, isn't it? You're like two potatoes fighting. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's horrific, isn't it? You're like two pota...
"Are you gonna cum? l'm gonna cum. I think you're gonna cum. l'm gonna cum." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
"Are you gonna cum? l'm gonna cum. I think you...
I just think it's horrible. If you're a young woman, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I just think it's horrible. If you're a young woma...
"Spaff on your face. That's where that goes." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Spaff on your face. That's where that goes."
When you lose your virginity, it should be awful for both of you, not just for her. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
When you lose your virginity, it should be awful for both of...
We should throw petals at their feet. The things they'll do for us... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
We should throw petals at their feet. The things they'l...