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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

"What are you doing, Russell?""l'm not doing anything." "He's wanking. He's wanking.He's...

"What are you doing, Russell?"
"l'm not doing anything." "He's wanking. He's wanking.
He's wanking." l'd run upstairs to punch him in the face.
I wasn't allowed

Full Transcript

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"What are you doing, Russell?" "l'm not doing anything."
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"He's wanking. He's wanking. He's wanking."
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l'd run upstairs to punch him in the face. I wasn't allowed.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:02
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
I had to get a lamp and go like that. "Whoa!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I had to get a lamp and go like that. "Whoa!"
I don't know whether this is the saddest thing - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
I don't know whether this is the saddest thing
"If you do spot a terrorist, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
"If you do spot a terrorist,
"Do not attempt to negotiate." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Do not attempt to negotiate."
Just some ISIS... "Just kneel before our ISIS flag." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Just some ISIS... "Just kneel before our ISIS flag.&quo...
Negotiate." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Negotiate."
What do you want?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
What do you want?"
Do you want a Mars bar?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Do you want a Mars bar?"
"Do you have a Kit Kat?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"Do you have a Kit Kat?"
Shut up. I didn't realize we were gonna be infiltrated. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Shut up. I didn't realize we were gonna be infiltrated.
All I got left is a Twix." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
All I got left is a Twix."
Before I give you this Kit Kat, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Before I give you this Kit Kat,
Do you ever think about that? I grew up in the '90s. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Do you ever think about that? I grew up in the '90s.
We didn't have social media. All we had to do was develop a personality. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We didn't have social media. All we had to do was devel...
Every thought, every picture, every moment, online, judged. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Every thought, every picture, every moment, online, judged.
Mostly we sat on walls, thinking. That was it. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Mostly we sat on walls, thinking. That was it.
Luckily, l'd been born with a lazy eye - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Luckily, l'd been born with a lazy eye
My mum's picking me up at 5:00." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
My mum's picking me up at 5:00."
"Fucking leave him there, Dave. He does my bloody head in. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"Fucking leave him there, Dave. He does my bloody head ...
To be honest, he talks so much - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
To be honest, he talks so much