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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

What do you want?" "What do I want?I want to burn down this zoo, overthrow your...

What do you want?" "What do I want?
I want to burn down this zoo, overthrow your government, and fly my flag
above the Houses of Parliament." "Oh

Full Transcript

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What do you want?"
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"What do I want? I want to burn down this zoo,
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overthrow your government,
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and fly my flag above the Houses of Parliament."
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"Oh.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:34
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
Do you want a Mars bar?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Do you want a Mars bar?"
"Do you have a Kit Kat?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"Do you have a Kit Kat?"
Shut up. I didn't realize we were gonna be infiltrated. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Shut up. I didn't realize we were gonna be infiltrated.
All I got left is a Twix." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
All I got left is a Twix."
Before I give you this Kit Kat, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Before I give you this Kit Kat,
Do you ever think about that? I grew up in the '90s. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Do you ever think about that? I grew up in the '90s.
We didn't have social media. All we had to do was develop a personality. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We didn't have social media. All we had to do was devel...
Every thought, every picture, every moment, online, judged. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Every thought, every picture, every moment, online, judged.
Mostly we sat on walls, thinking. That was it. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Mostly we sat on walls, thinking. That was it.
Luckily, l'd been born with a lazy eye - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Luckily, l'd been born with a lazy eye
My mum's picking me up at 5:00." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
My mum's picking me up at 5:00."
"Fucking leave him there, Dave. He does my bloody head in. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"Fucking leave him there, Dave. He does my bloody head ...
To be honest, he talks so much - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
To be honest, he talks so much
Just some bloke pulling up in a car, "Get in." "Thank you very much. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Just some bloke pulling up in a car, "Get in." &qu...
* In a car with a bad man * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:12
* In a car with a bad man *
Always talking myself out of a deal." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Always talking myself out of a deal."
I got that wrong. l've been filming them. l've been interviewing them. Interviewing. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I got that wrong. l've been filming them. l've bee...
Do you know 40% of the kids that we've spoken to, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Do you know 40% of the kids that we've spoken to,
I don't want... l'm not in. I didn't realize. I didn't realize. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I don't want... l'm not in. I didn't realize....
Turn off the cameras. I didn't realize." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Turn off the cameras. I didn't realize."