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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

You could have died on my belly

You could have died on my belly

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You could have died
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on my belly.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:13
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
Literally thousands of your dead brothers and sisters... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Literally thousands of your dead brothers and sisters...
I'll often open up the sock drawer - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
I'll often open up the sock drawer
It's very easy. You're here, then you're gone. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's very easy. You're here, then you're gone...
Do your best, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Do your best,
In this moment, right now, we are alive. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
In this moment, right now, we are alive.
Every one of us could have died on our dad's bellies. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Every one of us could have died on our dad's bellies.
Some of your dads may be at home now killing siblings. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Some of your dads may be at home now killing siblings.
We should be recalibrated. Reinvigorated. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
We should be recalibrated. Reinvigorated.
We have the capacity to make it better, and we're failing. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We have the capacity to make it better, and we're faili...
Division and bullshit and bigots. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Division and bullshit and bigots.
Like, you travel around. You do gigs. This is an amazing place. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Like, you travel around. You do gigs. This is an amazing pla...
I did it in the middle of Gay Pride 'cause it's the height of loveliness. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
I did it in the middle of Gay Pride 'cause it's th...
But you all have these moments. Like, when you think, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
But you all have these moments. Like, when you think,
My girlfriend is a doctor, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
My girlfriend is a doctor,
She's gotta deal with mental health, vulnerability, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
She's gotta deal with mental health, vulnerability,
You have those moments where you think, "If I was going out with a boy, right?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
You have those moments where you think, "If I was going...
If he came home and he was in a mood, I could fix that. I know how men work. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
If he came home and he was in a mood, I could fix that. I kn...
"l'm in a mood." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"l'm in a mood."
"You're better now, aren't you, Mr. Grizzly?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:19
"You're better now, aren't you, Mr. Grizzly?&...
That's what you do. "You all right? What's wrong?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
That's what you do. "You all right? What's wr...