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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

You keep it hairylike a buffalo in a blizzard. Just

You keep it hairy
like a buffalo in a blizzard. Just

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You keep it hairy like a buffalo in a blizzard. Just...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:12
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
"Bring on the winter!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"Bring on the winter!"
'Cause sex is the best thing in the world. When you're truly lost in fuck. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
'Cause sex is the best thing in the world. When you...
But it doesn't look like porn, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
But it doesn't look like porn,
It's horrific, isn't it? You're like two potatoes fighting. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's horrific, isn't it? You're like two pota...
"Are you gonna cum? l'm gonna cum. I think you're gonna cum. l'm gonna cum." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
"Are you gonna cum? l'm gonna cum. I think you...
I just think it's horrible. If you're a young woman, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I just think it's horrible. If you're a young woma...
"Spaff on your face. That's where that goes." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Spaff on your face. That's where that goes."
When you lose your virginity, it should be awful for both of you, not just for her. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
When you lose your virginity, it should be awful for both of...
We should throw petals at their feet. The things they'll do for us... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
We should throw petals at their feet. The things they'l...
"Another one for me." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Another one for me."
If you're in a long-term relationship, that's how you know how old you are. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
If you're in a long-term relationship, that's how ...
It's a wonderful thing. The very fact that you let us put our dirty dicks - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It's a wonderful thing. The very fact that you let us p...
Five points to Gryffindor, you heaven-sent angels. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Five points to Gryffindor, you heaven-sent angels.
I can't believe you're doing this, you angel sent from above." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
I can't believe you're doing this, you angel sent ...
Do you know why we're like that? 'Cause you've got our brain in your mouth. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Do you know why we're like that? 'Cause you'v...
There's been times on this tour when my penis has looked like an '80s joystick. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
There's been times on this tour when my penis has looke...
It's meant to make you feel like you're making love to the lady. It doesn't. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's meant to make you feel like you're making lov...
It makes you feel like you're on the shoulder of some bloke you don't know - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It makes you feel like you're on the shoulder of some b...
I say we get rid of porn for a year. Let's see if we can recalibrate. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I say we get rid of porn for a year. Let's see if we ca...
L've got an idea. This is my great idea. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
L've got an idea. This is my great idea.