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Russell Peters: Deported

All right, and it has tobe a noise that you're not going to accidentallydo in the middle...

All right, and it has to
be a noise that you're not going to accidentally
do in the middle of the day, all right

Full Transcript

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All right, and it has to be a noise that you're
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not going to accidentally do in the middle of the day,
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all right.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:12
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
No, that's-- That's not it, all right. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
No, that's-- That's not it, all right.
It's got to be big and-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
It's got to be big and--
I go [SLAP SOUND],, and then I go, ah! - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I go [SLAP SOUND],, and then I go, ah!
Because I'm never going to make that noise ever in my day. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Because I'm never going to make that noise ever in my d...
Not unless I'm doing an impression - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Not unless I'm doing an impression
Russell Peters, LA Times, can I get a quote, ah! - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Russell Peters, LA Times, can I get a quote, ah!
[BLUBBERING] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:12
[BLUBBERING]
And then she'll be like, wow, that was a good one, huh? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And then she'll be like, wow, that was a good one, huh?
Pay attention though, a couple of seconds - Russell Peters: Deported 00:11
Pay attention though, a couple of seconds
You go, no, no, that's because I shot that one way up there. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
You go, no, no, that's because I shot that one way up t...
Whatever you do, don't burp, because it's going to come out. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Whatever you do, don't burp, because it's going to...
You know, Indian parents, like the NRI Indians, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
You know, Indian parents, like the NRI Indians,
You may not believe me, but you guys are far more - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
You may not believe me, but you guys are far more
Here's the problem with the Indians that left India, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
Here's the problem with the Indians that left India,
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:13
[LAUGHTER]
They hang on to shit that doesn't - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
They hang on to shit that doesn't
And their whole reason for leaving - Russell Peters: Deported 00:12
And their whole reason for leaving
They have the kids born and raised in America, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
They have the kids born and raised in America,
But it's not going to be my focus, because there's so - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
But it's not going to be my focus, because there's...
I mean, if I'm going to get with an Indian girl, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
I mean, if I'm going to get with an Indian girl,