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And I started getting scared when I thought my girlfriend
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Russell Peters: Deported

And I started getting scaredwhen I thought my girlfriend was going to have twins

And I started getting scared
when I thought my girlfriend was going to have twins

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And I started getting scared when I thought my girlfriend
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was going to have twins.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:58
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
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N/A

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The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
But I started settling into the idea - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
But I started settling into the idea
I was like, if I have twin girls-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I was like, if I have twin girls--
If I have twin girls, these are going to be my daughters, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
If I have twin girls, these are going to be my daughters,
Identical twins, that's like bragging rights for you, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Identical twins, that's like bragging rights for you,
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:14
[LAUGHTER]
My balls are so strong, they made one kid - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
My balls are so strong, they made one kid
For the people that are in relationships and your girl - Russell Peters: Deported 00:11
For the people that are in relationships and your girl
Men, you need to learn how to fake orgasms. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Men, you need to learn how to fake orgasms.
Sperm face, do you have-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Sperm face, do you have--
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:10
[LAUGHTER]
Men need to learn how to fake orgasms, that's - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Men need to learn how to fake orgasms, that's
First of all, women don't need to know how to fake orgasms - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
First of all, women don't need to know how to fake orga...
Because here's the problem with men, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Because here's the problem with men,
We're like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
We're like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
And she's like ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OK, ow, ow, ow, ow. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
And she's like ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OK, ow, ow, ow, ow.
All we see is-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
All we see is--
Er, er, er, ow, ow, er, er, ow, ow, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
Er, er, er, ow, ow, er, er, ow, ow,
And then you are going, yeah, I did that. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And then you are going, yeah, I did that.
When it comes to faking an orgasm with a woman, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
When it comes to faking an orgasm with a woman,
I have made up a list of suggestions. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I have made up a list of suggestions.