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And I've lost-- like my body's in much better shape
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Russell Peters: Deported

And I've lost-- like mybody's in much better shape than it's ever been, but myfucking head...

And I've lost-- like my
body's in much better shape than it's ever been, but my
fucking head is fat as shit

Full Transcript

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And I've lost-- like my body's in much better shape
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than it's ever been, but my fucking head is fat as shit.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:37
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
And I don't know-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And I don't know--
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
There's tricks when you want to lose weight - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
There's tricks when you want to lose weight
Let me give you some friendly advice, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Let me give you some friendly advice,
I grabbed a plastic bag, I threw it over my big stupid head. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I grabbed a plastic bag, I threw it over my big stupid head.
But I forgot when you have a larger nose and you inhale, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
But I forgot when you have a larger nose and you inhale,
And I took a deep breath in the sauna - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And I took a deep breath in the sauna
And my friends thought I was trying to commit suicide - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And my friends thought I was trying to commit suicide
Like, white people, do you ever see - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Like, white people, do you ever see
But Indians, it just shows up in the weirdest places. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
But Indians, it just shows up in the weirdest places.
Like, I started to grow tits, but not in front, on the side. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Like, I started to grow tits, but not in front, on the side.
I don't know what the fuck they were going, but-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
I don't know what the fuck they were going, but--
I was walking around after a while, I was-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
I was walking around after a while, I was--
And then I had a chunk of fat, like a big-- like, right here-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
And then I had a chunk of fat, like a big-- like, right here...
Like, when a woman gets fat here, it's called a gunt. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Like, when a woman gets fat here, it's called a gunt.
Because it's a gut right above her-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Because it's a gut right above her--
I'm like, that's really fucking racist, but since you asked, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:10
I'm like, that's really fucking racist, but since ...
Because there is no way you can be Indian and not - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Because there is no way you can be Indian and not
There's no way you can consume the food that we eat - Russell Peters: Deported 00:13
There's no way you can consume the food that we eat
Dad, I want to assure you I have no phagus in me. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Dad, I want to assure you I have no phagus in me.