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Russell Peters: Deported

And says, OK, sir,just go down the hall, take off your clothes, putthis on, and we'll get...

And says, OK, sir,
just go down the hall, take off your clothes, put
this on, and we'll get started

Full Transcript

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And says, OK, sir, just go down the hall,
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take off your clothes, put this on, and we'll get started.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:56
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
I said, uh-- um, I think there's a misunderstanding here. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
I said, uh-- um, I think there's a misunderstanding her...
My doctor upstairs, he told me that this procedure - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
My doctor upstairs, he told me that this procedure
Because if it's just my mouth you need access to-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
Because if it's just my mouth you need access to--
She's like, sir, it's policy that - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
She's like, sir, it's policy that
I said, you know, it's funny you should say that, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I said, you know, it's funny you should say that,
And my policy is that I like as many layers - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
And my policy is that I like as many layers
She said, sir, would you just go put the fucking gown on. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
She said, sir, would you just go put the fucking gown on.
I said, whoa, you swore. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
I said, whoa, you swore.
I take the hospital gown and I put it on backwards. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I take the hospital gown and I put it on backwards.
But then I look down, my dick is just swinging, just like-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
But then I look down, my dick is just swinging, just like--
That's not even believable, OK? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
That's not even believable, OK?
It's true, it was cold in there too, you know, I just-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
It's true, it was cold in there too, you know, I just--
Have you ever had it shrivel up so much that you bend forward - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Have you ever had it shrivel up so much that you bend forwar...
You're like dick, no dick, dick, no dick. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
You're like dick, no dick, dick, no dick.
If I bend forward, the motherfucker hits the floor. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
If I bend forward, the motherfucker hits the floor.
So I'm like, well, this is embarrassing, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
So I'm like, well, this is embarrassing,
And she goes, all right, Mr. Peters, just hop up here - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And she goes, all right, Mr. Peters, just hop up here
So I hop up on the table, but I put - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
So I hop up on the table, but I put
And she goes, all right, sir, just so you know, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And she goes, all right, sir, just so you know,
It killed the biggest pop star of my lifetime - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
It killed the biggest pop star of my lifetime