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And then I'm mad that my own words
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Russell Peters: Deported

And then I'm madthat my own words are getting used against me

And then I'm mad
that my own words are getting used against me

Full Transcript

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And then I'm mad that my own words
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are getting used against me.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:41
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
And somebody goes, holy shit, did you eat your whole cast? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And somebody goes, holy shit, did you eat your whole cast?
And then somebody posted a picture with me, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
And then somebody posted a picture with me,
Thicker than a snicker, that's a good one too. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Thicker than a snicker, that's a good one too.
Well, it's thicker than a snicker, equally dark - Russell Peters: Deported 00:11
Well, it's thicker than a snicker, equally dark
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:10
[LAUGHTER]
I said, because I don't eat crazy, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I said, because I don't eat crazy,
He's like, huh, how old are you now? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
He's like, huh, how old are you now?
I go, yeah, but-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
I go, yeah, but--
He goes-- I said, no, I haven't had a heart attack yet. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
He goes-- I said, no, I haven't had a heart attack yet.
I said, I understand what the fuck underactive means. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I said, I understand what the fuck underactive means.
So it's been a year and a half now - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
So it's been a year and a half now
And I've lost-- like my body's in much better shape - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And I've lost-- like my body's in much better shap...
And I don't know-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And I don't know--
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
There's tricks when you want to lose weight - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
There's tricks when you want to lose weight
Let me give you some friendly advice, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Let me give you some friendly advice,
I grabbed a plastic bag, I threw it over my big stupid head. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I grabbed a plastic bag, I threw it over my big stupid head.
But I forgot when you have a larger nose and you inhale, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
But I forgot when you have a larger nose and you inhale,
And I took a deep breath in the sauna - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And I took a deep breath in the sauna
And my friends thought I was trying to commit suicide - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And my friends thought I was trying to commit suicide