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And then for some reason as I turned 40
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Russell Peters: Deported

And then for somereason as I turned 40, there were like,no, no, it's 50 now

And then for some
reason as I turned 40, there were like,
no, no, it's 50 now

Full Transcript

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And then for some reason as I turned 40,
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there were like, no, no, it's 50 now.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:34
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
And I was like, I got 10 years before they're going - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And I was like, I got 10 years before they're going
And I figured in that 10 years, they would come up - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And I figured in that 10 years, they would come up
Because in those 10 years they got a fucking Rover to Mars. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Because in those 10 years they got a fucking Rover to Mars.
I'm still puzzled that you were awake when this shit happened. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
I'm still puzzled that you were awake when this shit ha...
It's an amazing drug, and I'm not a drug guy by any means. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
It's an amazing drug, and I'm not a drug guy by an...
You know, but people come up to after the shows all the time - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
You know, but people come up to after the shows all the time
If I'm doing cocaine and my face is still this fat, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
If I'm doing cocaine and my face is still this fat,
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
Wouldn't be able to do lines, I'd have to do lanes. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Wouldn't be able to do lines, I'd have to do lanes...
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
But I didn't know I broke my nose, so it never got fixed. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
But I didn't know I broke my nose, so it never got fixe...
I thought it was like the guys in my gym - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I thought it was like the guys in my gym
I just thought I was a bleeder when I - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I just thought I was a bleeder when I
And then when the other one stops working, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And then when the other one stops working,
Like a train, you know, local, express, local, express. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Like a train, you know, local, express, local, express.
He goes, so wait, you used to box and you never broke that? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
He goes, so wait, you used to box and you never broke that?
He goes, wait, hold on a second, you're - Russell Peters: Deported 00:10
He goes, wait, hold on a second, you're
He goes, if you never broke that fucking nose in boxing, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
He goes, if you never broke that fucking nose in boxing,
He goes, you're a fucking idiot. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
He goes, you're a fucking idiot.
I shouldn't be able to move it around, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I shouldn't be able to move it around,