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Russell Peters: Deported

And understand I've beena comedian for 30 years and I have a creative mind

And understand I've been
a comedian for 30 years and I have a creative mind

Full Transcript

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And understand I've been a comedian for 30 years
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and I have a creative mind.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:16
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
You know how humans-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
You know how humans--
Like, if you looked at humans from 10,000 years ago, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Like, if you looked at humans from 10,000 years ago,
Well in 10,000 years, those humans are going to look at us - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Well in 10,000 years, those humans are going to look at us
Well, so because of evolution and my own ego, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:11
Well, so because of evolution and my own ego,
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:13
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
He goes, you've got to make an appointment - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
He goes, you've got to make an appointment
Well, I don't have three weeks where I can't fly - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Well, I don't have three weeks where I can't fly
But now I'm scared to get it fixed in case - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
But now I'm scared to get it fixed in case
And then all my Muslim friends don't come and see me anymore, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
And then all my Muslim friends don't come and see me an...
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
Sandeep, you got to get this propofol. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Sandeep, you got to get this propofol.
You've just got to go back and tell them, listen, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
You've just got to go back and tell them, listen,
Because if they give me the bullshit stuff - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Because if they give me the bullshit stuff
I literally woke up like this, whew, let's do this. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I literally woke up like this, whew, let's do this.
I said, in 15 minutes I could have saved a bunch of money - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
I said, in 15 minutes I could have saved a bunch of money
Just so you know, in about an hour, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Just so you know, in about an hour,
You know, we shoved a tube down your throat - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
You know, we shoved a tube down your throat
So if and when that happens, just take an ibuprofen - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
So if and when that happens, just take an ibuprofen
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:14
[LAUGHTER]