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Because my girl when she was pregnant
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Russell Peters: Deported

Because my girl whenshe was pregnant, she was like, towardsthe end, she was like, why...

Because my girl when
she was pregnant, she was like, towards
the end, she was like, why don't you want
to have sex with me?

Full Transcript

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Because my girl when she was pregnant,
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she was like, towards the end, she was like,
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why don't you want to have sex with me?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:00
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
I'm like, I physically don't have enough equipment - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I'm like, I physically don't have enough equipment
And I go, no, because she gets on top - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And I go, no, because she gets on top
[SMACKING SOUNDS] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
[SMACKING SOUNDS]
It's like that scene in "Back to the Future" - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
It's like that scene in "Back to the Future"
And when it comes time where you feel like now - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And when it comes time where you feel like now
All right, and it has to be a noise that you're - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
All right, and it has to be a noise that you're
No, that's-- That's not it, all right. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
No, that's-- That's not it, all right.
It's got to be big and-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
It's got to be big and--
I go [SLAP SOUND],, and then I go, ah! - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I go [SLAP SOUND],, and then I go, ah!
Because I'm never going to make that noise ever in my day. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Because I'm never going to make that noise ever in my d...
Not unless I'm doing an impression - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Not unless I'm doing an impression
Russell Peters, LA Times, can I get a quote, ah! - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Russell Peters, LA Times, can I get a quote, ah!
[BLUBBERING] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:12
[BLUBBERING]
And then she'll be like, wow, that was a good one, huh? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And then she'll be like, wow, that was a good one, huh?
Pay attention though, a couple of seconds - Russell Peters: Deported 00:11
Pay attention though, a couple of seconds
You go, no, no, that's because I shot that one way up there. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
You go, no, no, that's because I shot that one way up t...
Whatever you do, don't burp, because it's going to come out. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Whatever you do, don't burp, because it's going to...
You know, Indian parents, like the NRI Indians, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
You know, Indian parents, like the NRI Indians,
You may not believe me, but you guys are far more - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
You may not believe me, but you guys are far more
Here's the problem with the Indians that left India, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
Here's the problem with the Indians that left India,