To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Because if they give me the bullshit stuff
Please log in to add to collections.
Russell Peters: Deported

Because if they giveme the bullshit stuff you wake up feelingkind of groggy

Because if they give
me the bullshit stuff you wake up feeling
kind of groggy

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.068
Because if they give me the bullshit stuff
00:00:02.076 --> 00:00:04.036
you wake up feeling kind of groggy.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:30
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
I literally woke up like this, whew, let's do this. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I literally woke up like this, whew, let's do this.
I said, in 15 minutes I could have saved a bunch of money - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
I said, in 15 minutes I could have saved a bunch of money
Just so you know, in about an hour, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Just so you know, in about an hour,
You know, we shoved a tube down your throat - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
You know, we shoved a tube down your throat
So if and when that happens, just take an ibuprofen - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
So if and when that happens, just take an ibuprofen
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:14
[LAUGHTER]
I'm like, oh my God, I've got the throat of a gay man. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I'm like, oh my God, I've got the throat of a gay ...
Somewhere out there is a gay guy going, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Somewhere out there is a gay guy going,
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
Because she was like, if I'm going - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Because she was like, if I'm going
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
They just-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
They just--
Like, you know when they're that small, like, everything is - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Like, you know when they're that small, like, everythin...
You know-- I go to kiss him, he's like-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
You know-- I go to kiss him, he's like--
You ever get a nipple this big, you need to check the check, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
You ever get a nipple this big, you need to check the check,
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
[LAUGHTER]
And I didn't realize how Mexican she was until she - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And I didn't realize how Mexican she was until she
Do you realize my son is Mexican and Indian? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Do you realize my son is Mexican and Indian?
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
[LAUGHTER]
When my son starts walking, we're going - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
When my son starts walking, we're going