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Russell Peters: Deported

Because she waslike, if I'm going to squeeze childrenout of here, you're going to take a...

Because she was
like, if I'm going to squeeze children
out of here, you're going to take a dry endoscopy

Full Transcript

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Because she was like, if I'm going
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to squeeze children out of here, you're
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going to take a dry endoscopy.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:43
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
They just-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
They just--
Like, you know when they're that small, like, everything is - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Like, you know when they're that small, like, everythin...
You know-- I go to kiss him, he's like-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
You know-- I go to kiss him, he's like--
You ever get a nipple this big, you need to check the check, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
You ever get a nipple this big, you need to check the check,
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
[LAUGHTER]
And I didn't realize how Mexican she was until she - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And I didn't realize how Mexican she was until she
Do you realize my son is Mexican and Indian? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Do you realize my son is Mexican and Indian?
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
[LAUGHTER]
When my son starts walking, we're going - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
When my son starts walking, we're going
Do you remember how many months it took - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Do you remember how many months it took
Four to six months on your first pregnancy, the woman - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Four to six months on your first pregnancy, the woman
My girlfriend, she started the show after one month. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
My girlfriend, she started the show after one month.
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
That's only because you pulled your pag lower, that's all. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
That's only because you pulled your pag lower, that...
Gouldet and Harlet? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Gouldet and Harlet?
Identical twins, those are the only-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Identical twins, those are the only--
What you got are two kids with the same birthday. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
What you got are two kids with the same birthday.
Have you ever had a woman go, so would - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Have you ever had a woman go, so would
If she opened her shirt and an elbow on an ankle fell out, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:12
If she opened her shirt and an elbow on an ankle fell out,