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But I swear to God, doc, if they try and touch my asshole
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Russell Peters: Deported

But I swear to God, doc, ifthey try and touch my asshole, I'm coming back up hereand I'm...

But I swear to God, doc, if
they try and touch my asshole, I'm coming back up here
and I'm fucking you up

Full Transcript

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But I swear to God, doc, if they try and touch my asshole,
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I'm coming back up here and I'm fucking you up.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:53
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
See, comedians look at the audience, we look at you guys - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
See, comedians look at the audience, we look at you guys
You know how to do this, sit around each other - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
You know how to do this, sit around each other
Just sit around and go-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Just sit around and go--
But these people in the clinic don't know me like that, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
But these people in the clinic don't know me like that,
So I have to do my impression of how I think you - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
So I have to do my impression of how I think you
So I walk up to the clinic and I'm like, hi. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
So I walk up to the clinic and I'm like, hi.
So I walk around and she hands me a hospital gown. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
So I walk around and she hands me a hospital gown.
And says, OK, sir, just go down the hall, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And says, OK, sir, just go down the hall,
I said, uh-- um, I think there's a misunderstanding here. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
I said, uh-- um, I think there's a misunderstanding her...
My doctor upstairs, he told me that this procedure - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
My doctor upstairs, he told me that this procedure
Because if it's just my mouth you need access to-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
Because if it's just my mouth you need access to--
She's like, sir, it's policy that - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
She's like, sir, it's policy that
I said, you know, it's funny you should say that, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I said, you know, it's funny you should say that,
And my policy is that I like as many layers - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
And my policy is that I like as many layers
She said, sir, would you just go put the fucking gown on. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
She said, sir, would you just go put the fucking gown on.
I said, whoa, you swore. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
I said, whoa, you swore.
I take the hospital gown and I put it on backwards. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I take the hospital gown and I put it on backwards.
But then I look down, my dick is just swinging, just like-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
But then I look down, my dick is just swinging, just like--
That's not even believable, OK? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
That's not even believable, OK?
It's true, it was cold in there too, you know, I just-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
It's true, it was cold in there too, you know, I just--