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Russell Peters: Deported

But now I'm scared toget it fixed in case I end up looking like a pig

But now I'm scared to
get it fixed in case I end up looking like a pig

Full Transcript

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But now I'm scared to get it fixed in case
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I end up looking like a pig.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:59
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
And then all my Muslim friends don't come and see me anymore, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
And then all my Muslim friends don't come and see me an...
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
Sandeep, you got to get this propofol. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Sandeep, you got to get this propofol.
You've just got to go back and tell them, listen, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
You've just got to go back and tell them, listen,
Because if they give me the bullshit stuff - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Because if they give me the bullshit stuff
I literally woke up like this, whew, let's do this. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I literally woke up like this, whew, let's do this.
I said, in 15 minutes I could have saved a bunch of money - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
I said, in 15 minutes I could have saved a bunch of money
Just so you know, in about an hour, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Just so you know, in about an hour,
You know, we shoved a tube down your throat - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
You know, we shoved a tube down your throat
So if and when that happens, just take an ibuprofen - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
So if and when that happens, just take an ibuprofen
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:14
[LAUGHTER]
I'm like, oh my God, I've got the throat of a gay man. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I'm like, oh my God, I've got the throat of a gay ...
Somewhere out there is a gay guy going, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Somewhere out there is a gay guy going,
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
Because she was like, if I'm going - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Because she was like, if I'm going
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
They just-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
They just--
Like, you know when they're that small, like, everything is - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Like, you know when they're that small, like, everythin...
You know-- I go to kiss him, he's like-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
You know-- I go to kiss him, he's like--
You ever get a nipple this big, you need to check the check, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
You ever get a nipple this big, you need to check the check,