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Russell Peters: Deported

Do you remember howmany months it took you before you started to show?

Do you remember how
many months it took you before you started to show?

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Do you remember how many months it took
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you before you started to show?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:43
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
Four to six months on your first pregnancy, the woman - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Four to six months on your first pregnancy, the woman
My girlfriend, she started the show after one month. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
My girlfriend, she started the show after one month.
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
That's only because you pulled your pag lower, that's all. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
That's only because you pulled your pag lower, that...
Gouldet and Harlet? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Gouldet and Harlet?
Identical twins, those are the only-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Identical twins, those are the only--
What you got are two kids with the same birthday. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
What you got are two kids with the same birthday.
Have you ever had a woman go, so would - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Have you ever had a woman go, so would
If she opened her shirt and an elbow on an ankle fell out, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:12
If she opened her shirt and an elbow on an ankle fell out,
And I started getting scared when I thought my girlfriend - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And I started getting scared when I thought my girlfriend
But I started settling into the idea - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
But I started settling into the idea
I was like, if I have twin girls-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I was like, if I have twin girls--
If I have twin girls, these are going to be my daughters, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
If I have twin girls, these are going to be my daughters,
Identical twins, that's like bragging rights for you, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Identical twins, that's like bragging rights for you,
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:14
[LAUGHTER]
My balls are so strong, they made one kid - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
My balls are so strong, they made one kid
For the people that are in relationships and your girl - Russell Peters: Deported 00:11
For the people that are in relationships and your girl
Men, you need to learn how to fake orgasms. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Men, you need to learn how to fake orgasms.
Sperm face, do you have-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Sperm face, do you have--
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:10
[LAUGHTER]