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Russell Peters: Deported

He's like, I know,I have it, but I don't want to say because myshirt looks like turmeric,...

He's like, I know,
I have it, but I don't want to say because my
shirt looks like turmeric, so

Full Transcript

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He's like, I know, I have it, but I
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don't want to say because my shirt looks like turmeric, so--
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:13
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
I've had acid reflux my entire life-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I've had acid reflux my entire life--
And I remember being six years old-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
And I remember being six years old--
And when you grow up in an Indian house - Russell Peters: Deported 00:11
And when you grow up in an Indian house
Do you realize people in India are dying to eat - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
Do you realize people in India are dying to eat
I said, mom, do you understand that I'm - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I said, mom, do you understand that I'm
I was six years old, I remember this clearly, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
I was six years old, I remember this clearly,
And I remember going, I'm crying and I'm not crying, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And I remember going, I'm crying and I'm not cryin...
Oh my God, it burns when he burps. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Oh my God, it burns when he burps.
Oh my God, son, OK, do this, don't burp. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Oh my God, son, OK, do this, don't burp.
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
[LAUGHTER]
My dad goes, OK, OK, see the yogurt on the table? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
My dad goes, OK, OK, see the yogurt on the table?
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
[LAUGHTER]
Son, one is for biotics and one is against biotics. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Son, one is for biotics and one is against biotics.
Because why do you think Indian people keep yogurt - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Because why do you think Indian people keep yogurt
I start eating it, Well, fuck me in the eye, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I start eating it, Well, fuck me in the eye,
That's what triggers the burning. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
That's what triggers the burning.
Son, what color is plain yogurt? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Son, what color is plain yogurt?
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
What is the contribution from white people - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
What is the contribution from white people
So my doctor says to me, hey, I just called downstairs - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
So my doctor says to me, hey, I just called downstairs