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I don't know what the fuck they were going, but
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Russell Peters: Deported

I don't know what the fuckthey were going, but-- I was growing side tits andthey were...

I don't know what the fuck
they were going, but-- [LAUGHTER] I was growing side tits and
they were like arm rests

Full Transcript

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I don't know what the fuck they were going, but--
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[LAUGHTER]
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I was growing side tits and they were like arm rests.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:02
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
I was walking around after a while, I was-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
I was walking around after a while, I was--
And then I had a chunk of fat, like a big-- like, right here-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
And then I had a chunk of fat, like a big-- like, right here...
Like, when a woman gets fat here, it's called a gunt. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Like, when a woman gets fat here, it's called a gunt.
Because it's a gut right above her-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Because it's a gut right above her--
I'm like, that's really fucking racist, but since you asked, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:10
I'm like, that's really fucking racist, but since ...
Because there is no way you can be Indian and not - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Because there is no way you can be Indian and not
There's no way you can consume the food that we eat - Russell Peters: Deported 00:13
There's no way you can consume the food that we eat
Dad, I want to assure you I have no phagus in me. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Dad, I want to assure you I have no phagus in me.
He's like, I know, I have it, but I - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
He's like, I know, I have it, but I
I've had acid reflux my entire life-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I've had acid reflux my entire life--
And I remember being six years old-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
And I remember being six years old--
And when you grow up in an Indian house - Russell Peters: Deported 00:11
And when you grow up in an Indian house
Do you realize people in India are dying to eat - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
Do you realize people in India are dying to eat
I said, mom, do you understand that I'm - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I said, mom, do you understand that I'm
I was six years old, I remember this clearly, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
I was six years old, I remember this clearly,
And I remember going, I'm crying and I'm not crying, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And I remember going, I'm crying and I'm not cryin...
Oh my God, it burns when he burps. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Oh my God, it burns when he burps.
Oh my God, son, OK, do this, don't burp. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Oh my God, son, OK, do this, don't burp.
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
[LAUGHTER]
My dad goes, OK, OK, see the yogurt on the table? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
My dad goes, OK, OK, see the yogurt on the table?