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Russell Peters: Deported

I said, mom, do youunderstand that I'm dying if I eat this food?

I said, mom, do you
understand that I'm dying if I eat this food?

Full Transcript

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I said, mom, do you understand that I'm
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dying if I eat this food?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:54
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
I was six years old, I remember this clearly, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
I was six years old, I remember this clearly,
And I remember going, I'm crying and I'm not crying, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And I remember going, I'm crying and I'm not cryin...
Oh my God, it burns when he burps. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Oh my God, it burns when he burps.
Oh my God, son, OK, do this, don't burp. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Oh my God, son, OK, do this, don't burp.
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
[LAUGHTER]
My dad goes, OK, OK, see the yogurt on the table? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
My dad goes, OK, OK, see the yogurt on the table?
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
[LAUGHTER]
Son, one is for biotics and one is against biotics. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Son, one is for biotics and one is against biotics.
Because why do you think Indian people keep yogurt - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Because why do you think Indian people keep yogurt
I start eating it, Well, fuck me in the eye, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I start eating it, Well, fuck me in the eye,
That's what triggers the burning. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
That's what triggers the burning.
Son, what color is plain yogurt? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Son, what color is plain yogurt?
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
What is the contribution from white people - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
What is the contribution from white people
So my doctor says to me, hey, I just called downstairs - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
So my doctor says to me, hey, I just called downstairs
Let me tell you something, doc, I've never - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Let me tell you something, doc, I've never
I know what an endoscopy is. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I know what an endoscopy is.
It's in your end -os. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
It's in your end -os.
I said, hey, yo. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I said, hey, yo.
I mean, what you do outside of here is none of my business, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I mean, what you do outside of here is none of my business,