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I'm just trying to do the math on the shitting on the chest
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Russell Peters: Deported

I'm just trying to do the mathon the shitting on the chest, it's-- what is the purpose of...

I'm just trying to do the math
on the shitting on the chest, it's-- what is the purpose of this?

Full Transcript

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I'm just trying to do the math on the shitting on the chest,
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it's--
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what is the purpose of this?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:55
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
My doctor says, listen, I called downstairs to the clinic - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
My doctor says, listen, I called downstairs to the clinic
He said, you got to go downstairs to the lobby - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
He said, you got to go downstairs to the lobby
I go, and it just takes place in my mouth? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I go, and it just takes place in my mouth?
He said, do you want them to touch your asshole? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
He said, do you want them to touch your asshole?
I said, OK, doc, I just want to confirm that this procedure is - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
I said, OK, doc, I just want to confirm that this procedure ...
But I swear to God, doc, if they try and touch my asshole, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
But I swear to God, doc, if they try and touch my asshole,
See, comedians look at the audience, we look at you guys - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
See, comedians look at the audience, we look at you guys
You know how to do this, sit around each other - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
You know how to do this, sit around each other
Just sit around and go-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Just sit around and go--
But these people in the clinic don't know me like that, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
But these people in the clinic don't know me like that,
So I have to do my impression of how I think you - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
So I have to do my impression of how I think you
So I walk up to the clinic and I'm like, hi. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
So I walk up to the clinic and I'm like, hi.
So I walk around and she hands me a hospital gown. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
So I walk around and she hands me a hospital gown.
And says, OK, sir, just go down the hall, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And says, OK, sir, just go down the hall,
I said, uh-- um, I think there's a misunderstanding here. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
I said, uh-- um, I think there's a misunderstanding her...
My doctor upstairs, he told me that this procedure - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
My doctor upstairs, he told me that this procedure
Because if it's just my mouth you need access to-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
Because if it's just my mouth you need access to--
She's like, sir, it's policy that - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
She's like, sir, it's policy that
I said, you know, it's funny you should say that, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I said, you know, it's funny you should say that,
And my policy is that I like as many layers - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
And my policy is that I like as many layers