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Russell Peters: Deported

I'm telling you,there's something wrong with people that don'tswear, there's something...

I'm telling you,
there's something wrong with people that don't
swear, there's something wrong

Full Transcript

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I'm telling you, there's something
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wrong with people that don't swear, there's something wrong.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:34
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
Because they go out of their way to let - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Because they go out of their way to let
I don't know, I just find better ways - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
I don't know, I just find better ways
They're hiding some-- there's something really - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
They're hiding some-- there's something really
They've got some dark, dark secrets - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
They've got some dark, dark secrets
You see them, the people that are too nice, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
You see them, the people that are too nice,
They'll be like, well, the wife and I had a lovely dinner - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
They'll be like, well, the wife and I had a lovely dinn...
We hope you all have a wonderful night of digestion. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
We hope you all have a wonderful night of digestion.
We're going to reconvene to the bedroom and at which point - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
We're going to reconvene to the bedroom and at which po...
And at which point we shall discuss the night's events. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And at which point we shall discuss the night's events.
With that, I wish you all good night and pleasant dreams. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
With that, I wish you all good night and pleasant dreams.
Because they got dark, dark things going on in there. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
Because they got dark, dark things going on in there.
I'm just trying to do the math on the shitting on the chest, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
I'm just trying to do the math on the shitting on the c...
My doctor says, listen, I called downstairs to the clinic - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
My doctor says, listen, I called downstairs to the clinic
He said, you got to go downstairs to the lobby - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
He said, you got to go downstairs to the lobby
I go, and it just takes place in my mouth? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I go, and it just takes place in my mouth?
He said, do you want them to touch your asshole? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
He said, do you want them to touch your asshole?
I said, OK, doc, I just want to confirm that this procedure is - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
I said, OK, doc, I just want to confirm that this procedure ...
But I swear to God, doc, if they try and touch my asshole, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
But I swear to God, doc, if they try and touch my asshole,
See, comedians look at the audience, we look at you guys - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
See, comedians look at the audience, we look at you guys
You know how to do this, sit around each other - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
You know how to do this, sit around each other