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It's true, it was cold in there too, you know, I just
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Russell Peters: Deported

It's true, it was cold inthere too, you know, I just-- You know what I mean?

It's true, it was cold in
there too, you know, I just-- You know what I mean?

Full Transcript

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It's true, it was cold in there too, you know, I just--
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You know what I mean?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:46
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
Have you ever had it shrivel up so much that you bend forward - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Have you ever had it shrivel up so much that you bend forwar...
You're like dick, no dick, dick, no dick. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
You're like dick, no dick, dick, no dick.
If I bend forward, the motherfucker hits the floor. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
If I bend forward, the motherfucker hits the floor.
So I'm like, well, this is embarrassing, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
So I'm like, well, this is embarrassing,
And she goes, all right, Mr. Peters, just hop up here - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And she goes, all right, Mr. Peters, just hop up here
So I hop up on the table, but I put - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
So I hop up on the table, but I put
And she goes, all right, sir, just so you know, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And she goes, all right, sir, just so you know,
It killed the biggest pop star of my lifetime - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
It killed the biggest pop star of my lifetime
She said, sir, Michael Jackson was having - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
She said, sir, Michael Jackson was having
I said, Michael Jackson was having many things - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
I said, Michael Jackson was having many things
She said, sir, my job is to make sure you go to sleep - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
She said, sir, my job is to make sure you go to sleep
I said that is a fine answer and I will accept that. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I said that is a fine answer and I will accept that.
I lay on my side, you knock me out, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
I lay on my side, you knock me out,
She said, sir, you need to lay on your side - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
She said, sir, you need to lay on your side
So to avoid any injury, you need to already start on your side. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
So to avoid any injury, you need to already start on your si...
So I lay on my side, but I tuck my ass - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
So I lay on my side, but I tuck my ass
Five, four, thwump. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Five, four, thwump.
I don't know if any of you've been put under at the doctor, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
I don't know if any of you've been put under at th...
I mean, not older, but you know, you're not these fucking kids, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I mean, not older, but you know, you're not these fucki...
"Endo-scope-y." - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
"Endo-scope-y."