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Russell Peters: Deported

There was a lady in my hotellobby, she was about to sneeze

[LAUGHTER] There was a lady in my hotel
lobby, she was about to sneeze

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There was a lady in my hotel lobby, she was about to sneeze.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:06
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
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The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
And we were on tour and then my fake northern half of India - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And we were on tour and then my fake northern half of India
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North, taller, lighter skin, bigger features, more - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
North, taller, lighter skin, bigger features, more
You go to the south, shorter, darker, smaller features, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
You go to the south, shorter, darker, smaller features,
And if you don't believe me that you're smarter in the South, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And if you don't believe me that you're smarter in...
All the computer shit that happens in the world, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
All the computer shit that happens in the world,
Then you go to the south and they sound like this-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
Then you go to the south and they sound like this--
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Well, there we are in Madras and the promoter - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Well, there we are in Madras and the promoter
I said, we're going to need to work - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I said, we're going to need to work
I said, oh, I gotta be honest with you, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
I said, oh, I gotta be honest with you,
I'm like, yo, [CLEARS THROAT] hello, hello, excuse - Russell Peters: Deported 00:13
I'm like, yo, [CLEARS THROAT] hello, hello, excuse
Just then this guy cuts him off and he loses his shit. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Just then this guy cuts him off and he loses his shit.
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Did you know that your grandfather, James Peters, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
Did you know that your grandfather, James Peters,
But did you know I got a driver and he's got the best name - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
But did you know I got a driver and he's got the best n...
And if you don't know now you know, Naga. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
And if you don't know now you know, Naga.
I go, why is that funny? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
I go, why is that funny?
Wait, this guy's name is snake penis? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Wait, this guy's name is snake penis?