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Russell Peters: Deported

If every Indianoutside of India never married another Indianagain, we would still have...

[LAUGHTER] If every Indian
outside of India never married another Indian
again, we would still have 1.3 billion right here

Full Transcript

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If every Indian outside of India never
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married another Indian again, we would still
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have 1.3 billion right here.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:34
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
Here's what Indian parents need to understand, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:10
Here's what Indian parents need to understand,
There's too many of us to just go missing. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
There's too many of us to just go missing.
Rats, roaches, Indians, and Chinese, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Rats, roaches, Indians, and Chinese,
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:12
[LAUGHTER]
Here's what Indian parents need to understand, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:11
Here's what Indian parents need to understand,
I have two kids with Latin women, my kids are khaki. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
I have two kids with Latin women, my kids are khaki.
If an Indian guy has a kid with a black woman, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
If an Indian guy has a kid with a black woman,
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:13
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You're back there, I see you glowing in the dark. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
You're back there, I see you glowing in the dark.
I do feel bad for white people because you're - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
I do feel bad for white people because you're
Like, there's not-- you realize, like, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
Like, there's not-- you realize, like,
That's why I feel like I live in America, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
That's why I feel like I live in America,
You see them on the news, like, the white people need to be - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
You see them on the news, like, the white people need to be
I'm just saying, well, there's a lot of us - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I'm just saying, well, there's a lot of us
I just want to see the white people get preserved. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I just want to see the white people get preserved.
Because if white people go missing, who the fuck - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Because if white people go missing, who the fuck
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
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Look at Scratch, his kids are half Indian, yes. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Look at Scratch, his kids are half Indian, yes.
And I don't mean-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:18
And I don't mean--
Because here's the problem with Indian parents, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Because here's the problem with Indian parents,