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Russell Peters: Deported

If they left in 1970-- if they left in 1970, Indiais still 1970 to them

[LAUGHTER] If they left in 1970-- if they left in 1970, India
is still 1970 to them

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If they left in 1970--
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if they left in 1970, India is still 1970 to them.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:12
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
They hang on to shit that doesn't - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
They hang on to shit that doesn't
And their whole reason for leaving - Russell Peters: Deported 00:12
And their whole reason for leaving
They have the kids born and raised in America, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
They have the kids born and raised in America,
But it's not going to be my focus, because there's so - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
But it's not going to be my focus, because there's...
I mean, if I'm going to get with an Indian girl, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
I mean, if I'm going to get with an Indian girl,
At least over there we got way more choice. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
At least over there we got way more choice.
But son-- this is the bullshit they pull on them-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
But son-- this is the bullshit they pull on them--
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:12
[LAUGHTER]
Here's what Indian parents need to understand, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:10
Here's what Indian parents need to understand,
There's too many of us to just go missing. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
There's too many of us to just go missing.
Rats, roaches, Indians, and Chinese, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Rats, roaches, Indians, and Chinese,
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:12
[LAUGHTER]
Here's what Indian parents need to understand, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:11
Here's what Indian parents need to understand,
I have two kids with Latin women, my kids are khaki. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
I have two kids with Latin women, my kids are khaki.
If an Indian guy has a kid with a black woman, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
If an Indian guy has a kid with a black woman,
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:13
[LAUGHTER]
You're back there, I see you glowing in the dark. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
You're back there, I see you glowing in the dark.
I do feel bad for white people because you're - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
I do feel bad for white people because you're
Like, there's not-- you realize, like, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
Like, there's not-- you realize, like,
That's why I feel like I live in America, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
That's why I feel like I live in America,