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Russell Peters: Deported

It would have been amazing ifshe was dressed like an egg and you were like--

[LAUGHTER] It would have been amazing if
she was dressed like an egg and you were like-- [LAUGHTER]

Full Transcript

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It would have been amazing if she was dressed like an egg
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and you were like--
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[LAUGHTER]
Duration
10 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:44
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
Men need to learn how to fake orgasms, that's - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Men need to learn how to fake orgasms, that's
First of all, women don't need to know how to fake orgasms - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
First of all, women don't need to know how to fake orga...
Because here's the problem with men, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Because here's the problem with men,
We're like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
We're like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
And she's like ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OK, ow, ow, ow, ow. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
And she's like ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OK, ow, ow, ow, ow.
All we see is-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
All we see is--
Er, er, er, ow, ow, er, er, ow, ow, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
Er, er, er, ow, ow, er, er, ow, ow,
And then you are going, yeah, I did that. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And then you are going, yeah, I did that.
When it comes to faking an orgasm with a woman, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
When it comes to faking an orgasm with a woman,
I have made up a list of suggestions. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I have made up a list of suggestions.
I recommend if you're going to fake an orgasm with a woman, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
I recommend if you're going to fake an orgasm with a wo...
That'd fucking weird if you just-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
That'd fucking weird if you just--
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
[LAUGHTER]
So you should be behind her having sex with her-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
So you should be behind her having sex with her--
I recommend you're behind the woman, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I recommend you're behind the woman,
Because when you're behind a woman, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Because when you're behind a woman,
You never see a horse going [TROTTING NOISES] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:11
You never see a horse going [TROTTING NOISES]
You guys are fucking obviously. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
You guys are fucking obviously.
Wait, like as in you've got to go to court tomorrow? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Wait, like as in you've got to go to court tomorrow?
That was like 10 different versions - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
That was like 10 different versions