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Russell Peters: Deported

And that's whythere's so many of us because we listento horny cat music

[SCREECHING] And that's why
there's so many of us because we listen
to horny cat music

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And that's why there's so many of us
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because we listen to horny cat music.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:27
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
But when I say I didn't know anything - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
But when I say I didn't know anything
And I was so mad at my parents for ripping me off - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
And I was so mad at my parents for ripping me off
That's probably why we believe in reincarnation so you can - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
That's probably why we believe in reincarnation so you ...
Like, we came to India about 12, 13 years ago for shows, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Like, we came to India about 12, 13 years ago for shows,
We got off the plane and the lady-- all I can remember - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
We got off the plane and the lady-- all I can remember
He goes, no, you fucking idiot, you're - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
He goes, no, you fucking idiot, you're
And then after a while, I got the hang of it - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And then after a while, I got the hang of it
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
[LAUGHTER]
And we were on tour and then my fake northern half of India - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And we were on tour and then my fake northern half of India
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:10
[LAUGHTER]
North, taller, lighter skin, bigger features, more - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
North, taller, lighter skin, bigger features, more
You go to the south, shorter, darker, smaller features, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
You go to the south, shorter, darker, smaller features,
And if you don't believe me that you're smarter in the South, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And if you don't believe me that you're smarter in...
All the computer shit that happens in the world, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
All the computer shit that happens in the world,
Then you go to the south and they sound like this-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
Then you go to the south and they sound like this--
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
[LAUGHTER]
Well, there we are in Madras and the promoter - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Well, there we are in Madras and the promoter
I said, we're going to need to work - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I said, we're going to need to work
I said, oh, I gotta be honest with you, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
I said, oh, I gotta be honest with you,