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Russell Peters: Deported

We all know once you're ina relationship for a while, there's the threebasic positions

We all know once you're in
a relationship for a while, there's the three
basic positions

Full Transcript

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We all know once you're in a relationship for a while,
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there's the three basic positions.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:08
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
That's all there is, it's three moves. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
That's all there is, it's three moves.
And then my turn, that's what happens. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And then my turn, that's what happens.
And here's some good reasons as to why you should fake - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And here's some good reasons as to why you should fake
I could tell, because you've got a thin face - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I could tell, because you've got a thin face
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
[LAUGHTER]
Because my girl when she was pregnant, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Because my girl when she was pregnant,
I'm like, I physically don't have enough equipment - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I'm like, I physically don't have enough equipment
And I go, no, because she gets on top - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And I go, no, because she gets on top
[SMACKING SOUNDS] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
[SMACKING SOUNDS]
It's like that scene in "Back to the Future" - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
It's like that scene in "Back to the Future"
And when it comes time where you feel like now - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And when it comes time where you feel like now
All right, and it has to be a noise that you're - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
All right, and it has to be a noise that you're
No, that's-- That's not it, all right. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
No, that's-- That's not it, all right.
It's got to be big and-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
It's got to be big and--
I go [SLAP SOUND],, and then I go, ah! - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I go [SLAP SOUND],, and then I go, ah!
Because I'm never going to make that noise ever in my day. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Because I'm never going to make that noise ever in my d...
Not unless I'm doing an impression - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Not unless I'm doing an impression
Russell Peters, LA Times, can I get a quote, ah! - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Russell Peters, LA Times, can I get a quote, ah!
[BLUBBERING] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:12
[BLUBBERING]
And then she'll be like, wow, that was a good one, huh? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And then she'll be like, wow, that was a good one, huh?