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We got off the plane and the lady-- all I can remember
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Russell Peters: Deported

We got off the plane and thelady-- all I can remember is my dad teaching me was,son,...

We got off the plane and the
lady-- all I can remember is my dad teaching me was,
son, always be respectful, OK?

Full Transcript

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We got off the plane and the lady-- all I can remember
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is my dad teaching me was, son, always be respectful, OK?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:08
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
He goes, no, you fucking idiot, you're - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
He goes, no, you fucking idiot, you're
And then after a while, I got the hang of it - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And then after a while, I got the hang of it
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
[LAUGHTER]
And we were on tour and then my fake northern half of India - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And we were on tour and then my fake northern half of India
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:10
[LAUGHTER]
North, taller, lighter skin, bigger features, more - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
North, taller, lighter skin, bigger features, more
You go to the south, shorter, darker, smaller features, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
You go to the south, shorter, darker, smaller features,
And if you don't believe me that you're smarter in the South, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And if you don't believe me that you're smarter in...
All the computer shit that happens in the world, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
All the computer shit that happens in the world,
Then you go to the south and they sound like this-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
Then you go to the south and they sound like this--
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
[LAUGHTER]
Well, there we are in Madras and the promoter - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Well, there we are in Madras and the promoter
I said, we're going to need to work - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I said, we're going to need to work
I said, oh, I gotta be honest with you, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:09
I said, oh, I gotta be honest with you,
I'm like, yo, [CLEARS THROAT] hello, hello, excuse - Russell Peters: Deported 00:13
I'm like, yo, [CLEARS THROAT] hello, hello, excuse
Just then this guy cuts him off and he loses his shit. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Just then this guy cuts him off and he loses his shit.
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
[LAUGHTER]
Did you know that your grandfather, James Peters, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
Did you know that your grandfather, James Peters,
But did you know I got a driver and he's got the best name - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
But did you know I got a driver and he's got the best n...