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Russell Peters: Deported

Well, it's thicker thana snicker, equally dark and vain texture, packedwith nuts, and it...

Well, it's thicker than
a snicker, equally dark and vain texture, packed
with nuts, and it satisfies

Full Transcript

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Well, it's thicker than a snicker, equally dark
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and vain texture, packed with nuts, and it satisfies.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:15
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:10
[LAUGHTER]
I said, because I don't eat crazy, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I said, because I don't eat crazy,
He's like, huh, how old are you now? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
He's like, huh, how old are you now?
I go, yeah, but-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
I go, yeah, but--
He goes-- I said, no, I haven't had a heart attack yet. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
He goes-- I said, no, I haven't had a heart attack yet.
I said, I understand what the fuck underactive means. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I said, I understand what the fuck underactive means.
So it's been a year and a half now - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
So it's been a year and a half now
And I've lost-- like my body's in much better shape - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And I've lost-- like my body's in much better shap...
And I don't know-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And I don't know--
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
There's tricks when you want to lose weight - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
There's tricks when you want to lose weight
Let me give you some friendly advice, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Let me give you some friendly advice,
I grabbed a plastic bag, I threw it over my big stupid head. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I grabbed a plastic bag, I threw it over my big stupid head.
But I forgot when you have a larger nose and you inhale, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
But I forgot when you have a larger nose and you inhale,
And I took a deep breath in the sauna - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
And I took a deep breath in the sauna
And my friends thought I was trying to commit suicide - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And my friends thought I was trying to commit suicide
Like, white people, do you ever see - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Like, white people, do you ever see
But Indians, it just shows up in the weirdest places. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
But Indians, it just shows up in the weirdest places.
Like, I started to grow tits, but not in front, on the side. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Like, I started to grow tits, but not in front, on the side.
I don't know what the fuck they were going, but-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
I don't know what the fuck they were going, but--