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What you got are two kids with the same birthday
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Russell Peters: Deported

What you got are two kidswith the same birthday

What you got are two kids
with the same birthday

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What you got are two kids with the same birthday.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:33
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
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The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
Have you ever had a woman go, so would - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Have you ever had a woman go, so would
If she opened her shirt and an elbow on an ankle fell out, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:12
If she opened her shirt and an elbow on an ankle fell out,
And I started getting scared when I thought my girlfriend - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And I started getting scared when I thought my girlfriend
But I started settling into the idea - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
But I started settling into the idea
I was like, if I have twin girls-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I was like, if I have twin girls--
If I have twin girls, these are going to be my daughters, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
If I have twin girls, these are going to be my daughters,
Identical twins, that's like bragging rights for you, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Identical twins, that's like bragging rights for you,
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:14
[LAUGHTER]
My balls are so strong, they made one kid - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
My balls are so strong, they made one kid
For the people that are in relationships and your girl - Russell Peters: Deported 00:11
For the people that are in relationships and your girl
Men, you need to learn how to fake orgasms. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
Men, you need to learn how to fake orgasms.
Sperm face, do you have-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Sperm face, do you have--
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:10
[LAUGHTER]
Men need to learn how to fake orgasms, that's - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Men need to learn how to fake orgasms, that's
First of all, women don't need to know how to fake orgasms - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
First of all, women don't need to know how to fake orga...
Because here's the problem with men, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Because here's the problem with men,
We're like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
We're like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
And she's like ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OK, ow, ow, ow, ow. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
And she's like ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OK, ow, ow, ow, ow.
All we see is-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
All we see is--
Er, er, er, ow, ow, er, er, ow, ow, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:07
Er, er, er, ow, ow, er, er, ow, ow,