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Russell Peters: Deported

Wouldn't be able to dolines, I'd have to do lanes

Wouldn't be able to do
lines, I'd have to do lanes

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Wouldn't be able to do lines, I'd have to do lanes.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:58
Uploaded
Jun 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
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The Deported World Tour kicked off in Australia and New Zealand in February 2018 and has already traveled to over 29 cities in 20 countries and been seen by over 100,000 fans worldwide. The tour will continue well into 2019 and Pe...
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
But I didn't know I broke my nose, so it never got fixed. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
But I didn't know I broke my nose, so it never got fixe...
I thought it was like the guys in my gym - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
I thought it was like the guys in my gym
I just thought I was a bleeder when I - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I just thought I was a bleeder when I
And then when the other one stops working, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:04
And then when the other one stops working,
Like a train, you know, local, express, local, express. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Like a train, you know, local, express, local, express.
He goes, so wait, you used to box and you never broke that? - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
He goes, so wait, you used to box and you never broke that?
He goes, wait, hold on a second, you're - Russell Peters: Deported 00:10
He goes, wait, hold on a second, you're
He goes, if you never broke that fucking nose in boxing, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
He goes, if you never broke that fucking nose in boxing,
He goes, you're a fucking idiot. - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
He goes, you're a fucking idiot.
I shouldn't be able to move it around, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
I shouldn't be able to move it around,
And understand I've been a comedian for 30 years - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
And understand I've been a comedian for 30 years
You know how humans-- - Russell Peters: Deported 00:08
You know how humans--
Like, if you looked at humans from 10,000 years ago, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Like, if you looked at humans from 10,000 years ago,
Well in 10,000 years, those humans are going to look at us - Russell Peters: Deported 00:06
Well in 10,000 years, those humans are going to look at us
Well, so because of evolution and my own ego, - Russell Peters: Deported 00:11
Well, so because of evolution and my own ego,
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:13
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
He goes, you've got to make an appointment - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
He goes, you've got to make an appointment
Well, I don't have three weeks where I can't fly - Russell Peters: Deported 00:05
Well, I don't have three weeks where I can't fly