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"Ruthless People" quotes

Ruthless People poster
A couple, cheated by a vile businessman, kidnap his wife in retaliation, without knowing that their enemy is delighted they did.

Director: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker
Writer: Dale Launer, O. Henry
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1986
MetaScore: 78/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $71,624,879
Released: 27 Jun 1986
Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations

45 video clips

Lt. BenderLt. WaltersEarlBarbara StoneKen KesslerSam StoneCarolWaiterHeavy Metal KidCop With Killer PictureChief Henry BentonHooker In Car
Let's be assholes and get rich - Ruthless People 00:26 Let's be assholes and get rich Listen very carefully - Ruthless People 03:43 Listen very carefully My husband worships the ground I walk on - Ruthless People 00:24 My husband worships the ground I walk on No dinner for you then - Ruthless People 00:24 No dinner for you then No matter what I do - Ruthless People 00:31 No matter what I do Non sequential bills - Ruthless People 00:46 Non sequential bills Or the gas chamber - Ruthless People 00:44 Or the gas chamber Sam isn't going to pay the ransom - Ruthless People 00:30 Sam isn't going to pay the ransom She can be trusted - Ruthless People 02:14 She can be trusted She's not properly house trained - Ruthless People 00:19 She's not properly house trained Stone pays the ransom - Ruthless People 01:08 Stone pays the ransom That's what they'll say - Ruthless People 01:32 That's what they'll say The water's way too cold - Ruthless People 00:21 The water's way too cold Then we're off to Haiti - Ruthless People 00:36 Then we're off to Haiti Thirty inches of thigh slapping - Ruthless People 01:22 Thirty inches of thigh slapping We came very close to killing your wife - Ruthless People 00:58 We came very close to killing your wife We've got to be ruthless - Ruthless People 00:40 We've got to be ruthless What are you doing - Ruthless People 02:04 What are you doing What do you mean - Ruthless People 02:12 What do you mean What's this phone call about - Ruthless People 01:45 What's this phone call about You can't do that - Ruthless People 00:18 You can't do that YOU INHUMAN SLIME - Ruthless People 01:21 YOU INHUMAN SLIME Crockett and Tubbs - Ruthless People 00:14 Crockett and Tubbs Debbie can't talk right now - Ruthless People 00:33 Debbie can't talk right now Did I ever tell you why I married her - Ruthless People 02:04 Did I ever tell you why I married her Did you just shoot at me - Ruthless People 00:27 Did you just shoot at me Do you feel as guilty as I do - Ruthless People 02:44 Do you feel as guilty as I do Either the chief is a complete moron - Ruthless People 00:26 Either the chief is a complete moron He said I looked like his mother - Ruthless People 00:44 He said I looked like his mother He'll be bright red in no time - Ruthless People 02:01 He'll be bright red in no time His reason for living - Ruthless People 00:29 His reason for living Your attack dogs - Ruthless People 00:31 Your attack dogs You're under arrest - Ruthless People 00:17 You're under arrest I don't think he loves her - Ruthless People 00:24 I don't think he loves her I fed em a banquet of bullshit - Ruthless People 00:18 I fed em a banquet of bullshit I was hoping we'd have time for a little - Ruthless People 00:19 I was hoping we'd have time for a little I had to live with that squealing - Ruthless People 01:13 I had to live with that squealing I'm not asking you to screw the dog - Ruthless People 00:14 I'm not asking you to screw the dog It's your money - Ruthless People 00:35 It's your money It's on every goddamn channel - Ruthless People 00:16 It's on every goddamn channel I've been kidnapped - Ruthless People 00:18 I've been kidnapped GIVE THE BAG TO BOZO - Ruthless People 00:34 GIVE THE BAG TO BOZO MUFFY MEET ADOLPH - Ruthless People 00:09 MUFFY MEET ADOLPH YOU'VE FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PERSON - Ruthless People 00:14 YOU'VE FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PERSON IT SMELLS LIKE A TOILET IN HERE - Ruthless People 00:05 IT SMELLS LIKE A TOILET IN HERE

Cast

Sam Stone - Danny DeVito
Barbara Stone - Bette Midler
Ken Kessler - Judge Reinhold
Sandy Kessler - Helen Slater
Carol - Anita Morris
All Cast