Hello? Debbie? Yeah, Debbie's here, who's this? Well, Ralph, uh, Debbie can't talk right...

Sam Stone: [answering the phone] Hello? Debbie? Yeah, Debbie's here, who's this? Well, Ralph, uh, Debbie can't talk right now, my dick's in her mouth. How about if I have her call you back later when I'm done? [hangs up and laughs] Sam Stone: I love wrong numbers.

DEBBIE? YEAH, DEBBIE'S HERE. WHO'S THIS? WELL, RALPH, DEBBIE CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. MY DICK'S IN HER MOUTH. HOW ABOUT I HAVE HER CALL YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE? I LOVE WRONG NUMBERS. ANYWAY, TELL HIM YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY. THAT IT'S ALL TIED UP IN INVESTMENTS. [TELEPHONE RINGS] HANG ON. A BAD SALESMAN AUTOMATICALLY DROPS HIS PRICE. BAD SALESMEN MAKE ME SICK. HELLO? MR. STONE... DO YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE?